What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:17

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
A View to a Kill
What do you think hell is like?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
How long would you let a homeless friend stay at your house?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.